Part 1

[Harley Hexxe]

Thanks Harley.BTW don't see much guitar player jokes here  ;)

I'm sure there's a million of them, I just can't recall them all 

Harley

[Dante]

How do you know when a singer is at your door?

He can't find the key, or doesn't know when to come in

[Soloist]

Says it all.

[tomy]

awful  !

[MarshallJMP]

 

[Kim]

What's the difference between an violin and a fiddle?
   
A violin burns hotter, and the fiddle burns longer.

[Harley Hexxe]

Says it all.

   Hell Yeah! 

    Harley 8)

[Kim]

How many guitars does a guitarist really need?
   
Just one more...     

[tomy]

How many guitars does a guitarist really need?
   
Just one more...     

hard is the truth

[Harley Hexxe]

How many guitars does a guitarist really need?
   
Just one more...     

  So true

[Kim]

My drummer really hates it when I shorten his name to "d*ck".......but mostly because his name is Craig.

[tomy]

My drummer really hates it when I shorten his name to "d*ck".......but mostly because his name is Craig.

... and he surely deserves it !

[Harley Hexxe]

That just refers back to the joke I posted about the guy who hangs out with a bunch of musicians 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgHM98rfE28


See ya in da caves!!!


Harley 8)

[Kim]

Drummer:  Guys, I got us a gig tomorrow night.  There's no pay, but I can guarantee there will be BJs.
Guitarist:   We'll be fine, but just stick to the drums, ok?
Bassist:   I like BJs....
Singer:   I'm not wearing pants.

[Kim]

I guess someone found there are backwards messages hidden in Nickleback's last album.   :o

When the audio was played backwards, they supposedly heard "satanic messages".
But even worse......when they played it forwards, they heard Nickleback.