Santa in in the shopping mall with kids flocking around him.
A boy sits on his lap and he goes "Ho ho ho, so how old are you, and what do you wish for Christmas this year, my lad?"
The boy says "I wish me a red fire brigade truck with a large ladder and water hose, and a fire breathing dragon."
Ho ho ho, says Santa, "I think Santa just might drop by your chimney", stealing a glance towards the happy parents.
A fresh young looking girl then swiftly sits herself on Santa's lap, much to his surprise.
Slightly uneasy about the situation, Santa asks "Ho ho ho, and how old are you, my dear, and what do you wish for Christmas?"
The young girl shrugs her shoulders and replies "I'm 19, and I wish me a set of Christmas-red shoes with three inch heels, a set of shiny snow-white eight denier stockings with seams. And a Porche."
Santa so far manages to keep his posture, and replies "Ho ho ho, such fancy a wish list you have, my dear."
The young girl casually answers back "Maybe, but my parents are rich." And, after a brief rethinking "But they prefer automatic transmission, and I want a manual stick."
By now, Santa is clearly uneasy about her wishes, but does manage to reply "Ho ho ho, I know exactly what you mean, my dear", when the young girl swiftly looks him into his eyes and says "Santa, I feel certain you really could help me with the stick."