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Re: Part 1
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What's the difference between a fiddle and a violin?
Who cares!  Neither one is a guitar.

What's the difference between an accordion and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline.

What's the range of a banjo?
About twenty yards, if you have a good arm.

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Re: Part 1
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What's 'perfect pitch'

Throwing the banjo in the dumpster without hitting the sides  O0
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Re: Part 1
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What do you call a guy who hangs out with a bunch of musicians?

A drummer.


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Re: Part 1
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. test?

Drool. :facepalm:

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How do you get a guitar player to turn his volume down?

Put sheet music in front of him.

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What is the most commonly asked question by guitar players across the USA?

Do you want fries with that Big Mac?

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What do you call a transient bum with a back stage pass?

A singer.

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What do you get when your Bass player has gas?

Bass Solo.

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Hey Harley, time to show to your bandmates  how nice you talk about them :thumb-up:
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Hey Harley, time to show to your bandmates  how nice you talk about them :thumb-up:

Who did you think I got these gems from?  O0
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Nice ones Harley,now i got some new ones to tell at next rehearsal  :lol:
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What is the most commonly asked question by guitar players across the USA?

Do you want fries with that Big Mac?

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Men, just love this one.... still laughing at :lol: :lol:
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Enjoy MJMP,

I've probably forgotten about a hundred of them, these are just a few that stand out a bit  :lol:

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Thanks Harley.BTW don't see much guitar player jokes here  ;)
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LMAO  :lol:  :thumb-up:
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