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Q: Is there anything in common between a drummer and a philosopher?
A: Yes, both perceive time as an abstract concept.
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Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner?
A: You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.
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Q: What's the dynamic range of a bass player?
A: On or Off.
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Q: What do you call a guitar player that only knows two chords?
A: Music Critic.
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Q: How can you tell when there is a singer at your door?
A: They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Q: What do you do if you see a bleeding keyboard player running around in your back yard?
A: Stop laughing and shoot again!
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Q: What would you call 100 Folk Singers at the bottom of the Ocean?
A: A good start.
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Q: What is one statement you will never hear?
A: "That's the banjo player's Ferrari."
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 A child says to his mother: "Mom, when I grow up, I want to be a Musician.
 The child's mother smiles and replies, "Now honey, you know you can't do both."
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Q: What do you throw a drowning bass player?
A: His amp.
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Great ones Harley  :thumb-up:  :lol:
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Q: What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist
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A man asks the devil: “how much does it cost to be the greatest guitar player in the world?”
The devil says: “Give me your Soul.”
The man asks: “What can i get for a dollar?”
Devil: “Greatest bass player in the world.”
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Q: How does a guitar player protect his Guitar from being stolen?
A: Store it in a bass case
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Q: How do you get two guitar players to play in perfect unison?
A: Shoot One.
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