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Thanks, rnolan.   :banana-upsidedown:

There probably isn't a need for individual threads; just Reply on this one with your post.  (Eventually there may need to be a Part 2 if this one gets too full)  Have fun and poke fun at your bandmates.   :lol:


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No worries  ;) , you could put Deep Purple into that one and it would fit me LoL. I had 2 neighbors turn up a while ago in their dressing gowns (@2 am  :facepalm: ), scared the sh%t out of me as they walked in the back door (knocking at the front I wouldn't have heard  >:D ), I had something pumping (probably You Keep On Moving from come taste the band or similar), had my Truths and Quads all cranked.... sublime sound... absolutely pumping, I was in extacy land .. then an abrupt halt  :facepalm:
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How do you know there's a drummer at your door?

The knocking speeds up.     :lol:
(Or in my case.....the knocking won't stop.) 
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I 've always been a fan of Pink Floyd even when Darth vader used to play with them
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How come roadies can only count to 2 (one, ztwo) ? coz if they could count to 4 they'd be drummers....

How many guitarist does it take to change a light bulb ? One and 100 standing around saying I could do it better than that...
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This is great keep it up  :thumb-up:  ;D
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How do you know if there's a guitarist in the room?

He'll tell you.
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What do you throw to a drowning bass player?

His amp.  ;)
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How come roadies can only count to 2 (one, ztwo) ? coz if they could count to 4 they'd be drummers....

How many guitarist does it take to change a light bulb ? One and 100 standing around saying I could do it better than that...

Oh boy !!!
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a bassist?
The vacuum cleaner has to be plugged in to suck.

A band = 4 musicians and a drummer.

How does a bassist's brain cell die?
Alone.

Why do bands have bass players? To translate for the drummer.

Bassist and the guitarist are having a discussion when the singer walks in the rehearsal room.He asks what going on here?Bassist says,he turned one of my tuning pegs and he won't tell which one.

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 :thumb-up:
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What does a stripper do with her ass before she goes to work?

She drops him off at band practice.
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What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless
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What is the definition of a "gentleman"?

A guitarist who can play "Stairway to Heaven" but doesn't.
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