Part 1

[PrimalScream91]

I guess someone found there are backwards messages hidden in Nickleback's last album.   :o

When the audio was played backwards, they supposedly heard "satanic messages".
But even worse......when they played it forwards, they heard Nickleback.   :lol:

Damn!  :lol: :lol: :lol:

As much as I hate to admit it, I've actually seen Nickelback and their show wasn't bad!  :crazy:

Tickets were ridiculously cheap and I was offered beer, so I couldn't really say no!  :lol:

[Dante]

I guess someone found there are backwards messages hidden in Nickleback's last album.   :o

When the audio was played backwards, they supposedly heard "satanic messages".
But even worse......when they played it forwards, they heard Nickleback.   :lol:

:lol:

[Samuraipanda]

How many guitarist does it take to change a light bulb ? One and 100 standing around saying I could do it better than that...

and 15 of the 100 would be saying.... " I only use vintage Mullard 25 watt bulbs for that vintage glow. You can't get the same feel from LED's."

:banana-rock:

[Harley Hexxe]

I guess someone found there are backwards messages hidden in Nickleback's last album.   :o

When the audio was played backwards, they supposedly heard "satanic messages".
But even worse......when they played it forwards, they heard Nickleback.   :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: sad but true :thumb-up:

[Harley Hexxe]

How many guitarist does it take to change a light bulb ? One and 100 standing around saying I could do it better than that...

and 15 of the 100 would be saying.... " I only use vintage Mullard 25 watt bulbs for that vintage glow. You can't get the same feel from LED's."

:banana-rock:

Why didn't I think of that? :dunno: Good one

[MarshallJMP]

Good ones Van  :thumb-up:

[Harley Hexxe]

Hmmm,
 
    I thought it was more like this;

      Man spends the first nine months of his existence getting out of the hole, then spends the rest of his life trying to get back in!

[MarshallJMP]

 ;D

[Harley Hexxe]

Hmmm,
 
    I thought it was more like this;

      Man spends the first nine months of his existence getting out of the hole, then spends the rest of his life trying to get back in!

Which of course begs the related explanation on the other sex:

Woman spends the first nine months of her existence trying to get something out of the hole, then spends the rest of her life trying to get something back in! - often even while adhering to the principle of repeat and rinse..

   ....So...that would make her a "Douche-bag?

[Harley Hexxe]

Okay....

    Back to the Musician jokes:

  Q:   What would you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a bass player?
  A:    A Tattoo

[Harley Hexxe]

Q: What is the difference between a keyboard player and God?
A: God doesn't think he is a keyboard player.

[Harley Hexxe]

Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "Oops, I broke it!"

[Harley Hexxe]

Q: How many Folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six.  One to change the bulb, and the other five to stand around in a semi-circle singing about how good the old one was.

[Harley Hexxe]

Q: What's the difference between a large pizza, and a Folk guitar player?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.

[Harley Hexxe]

Q: What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?
A: The Defendant.