Part 2

[Harley Hexxe]

 :lol:

[Dante]

:lol: :poop:   :canadian-flag-banana-smiley-e

translation: haha, that shit is cooler than Canadian bananas

(shout out to Chucky whats-her-name)

[Kim]

C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them.

After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.
D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me; I'll just be a second."

Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.

Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes.

The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development."

Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural.

Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest.

C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.

[Kim]

[Kim]

[Harley Hexxe]

C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them.

After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.
D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me; I'll just be a second."

Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.

Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes.

The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development."

Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural.

Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest.

C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.

   This is sooo funny :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Harley Hexxe]

   Ain't THAT the truth :lol:

[MarshallJMP]

C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them.

After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.
D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me; I'll just be a second."

Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.

Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes.

The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development."

Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural.

Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest.

C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.

   This is sooo funny :lol: :lol: :lol:

+1 how do you come up with these things  :lol:

[rnolan]

Go Kim, +1  :thumb-up: a really good chuckle at the end of a very full on day.... thanks 

[Harley Hexxe]

C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them.

After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.
D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me; I'll just be a second."

Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.

Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes.

The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development."

Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural.

Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest.

C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.

...If they had taught this kind of Music Theory when I was in school, I would have ended up A Major!

   Aww geez, I'd better give it a rest  :facepalm:

[MarshallJMP]

 :facepalm:

[rnolan]

 :lol:

[Kim]

As some of you may have heard, somebody broke into Metallica's rehearsal studio and stole a bunch of stuff.  Several items were missing, including the one-of-a-kind snare drum Lars used during their "St. Anger" album recording sessions.  Fortunately in a matter of hours, the missing snare was tracked down and recovered through the fine detective work of the S.F.P.D. 
A pic of the iconic snare is shown:


Also stolen were Kirk's entire collection of wah pedals.  There is a Reward posted for whoever has them to never return them......

[Iperfungus]

As some of you may have heard, somebody broke into Metallica's rehearsal studio and stole a bunch of stuff.  Several items were missing, including the one-of-a-kind snare drum Lars used during their "St. Anger" album recording sessions.  Fortunately in a matter of hours, the missing snare was tracked down and recovered through the fine detective work of the S.F.P.D. 
A pic of the iconic snare is shown:


Also stolen were Kirk's entire collection of wah pedals.  There is a Reward posted for whoever has them to never return them......

That's a fake, Kim.
This is the original snare drum Lars used on St. Anger...



About Kirk's stolen wha pedals, I've paid my quote already.
Did you?  :headbanger:

[MarshallJMP]