Part 1

[Harley Hexxe]

Thanks Harley.BTW don't see much guitar player jokes here  ;)

I'm sure there's a million of them, I just can't recall them all  :lol:

Harley

[Dante]

How do you know when a singer is at your door?

He can't find the key, or doesn't know when to come in

[Soloist]

Says it all.

[tomy]

awful  !

[MarshallJMP]

 :lol: :thumb-up:

[Kim]

What's the difference between an violin and a fiddle?
   
A violin burns hotter, and the fiddle burns longer.

[Harley Hexxe]

Says it all.

   Hell Yeah!  :lol:

    Harley 8)

[Kim]

How many guitars does a guitarist really need?
   
Just one more...     :lol:

[tomy]

How many guitars does a guitarist really need?
   
Just one more...     :lol:

:facepalm: hard is the truth :facepalm:

[Harley Hexxe]

How many guitars does a guitarist really need?
   
Just one more...     :lol:

  So true :thumb-up:

[Kim]

My drummer really hates it when I shorten his name to "d*ck".......but mostly because his name is Craig.

[tomy]

My drummer really hates it when I shorten his name to "d*ck".......but mostly because his name is Craig.

... and he surely deserves it !

[Harley Hexxe]

That just refers back to the joke I posted about the guy who hangs out with a bunch of musicians  :lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgHM98rfE28


See ya in da caves!!!


Harley 8)

[Kim]

Drummer:  Guys, I got us a gig tomorrow night.  There's no pay, but I can guarantee there will be BJs.
Guitarist:   We'll be fine, but just stick to the drums, ok?
Bassist:   I like BJs....
Singer:   I'm not wearing pants.

[Kim]

I guess someone found there are backwards messages hidden in Nickleback's last album.   

When the audio was played backwards, they supposedly heard "satanic messages".
But even worse......when they played it forwards, they heard Nickleback.   :lol: