Part 1

[Kim]

What's the difference between a fiddle and a violin?
Who cares!  Neither one is a guitar.

What's the difference between an accordion and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline.

What's the range of a banjo?
About twenty yards, if you have a good arm.

Never heard in a club:  "Hold on folks!  Here comes the Triangle solo!"

[Peter H. Boer]

What's 'perfect pitch'

Throwing the banjo in the dumpster without hitting the sides  O0

[Harley Hexxe]

What do you call a guy who hangs out with a bunch of musicians?

A drummer.


Harley 8)

[Harley Hexxe]

What did the drummer get on his I.Q. test?

Drool. :facepalm:

Harley 8)

[Harley Hexxe]

How do you get a guitar player to turn his volume down?

Put sheet music in front of him.

Harley 8)

[Harley Hexxe]

What is the most commonly asked question by guitar players across the USA?

Do you want fries with that Big Mac?

Harley 8)

[Harley Hexxe]

What do you call a transient bum with a back stage pass?

A singer.

Harley 8)

[Harley Hexxe]

What do you get when your Bass player has gas?

Bass Solo.

Harley :facepalm:

[tomy]

Hey Harley, time to show to your bandmates  how nice you talk about them :thumb-up:

[Harley Hexxe]

Hey Harley, time to show to your bandmates  how nice you talk about them :thumb-up:

Who did you think I got these gems from?  O0

[MarshallJMP]

Nice ones Harley,now i got some new ones to tell at next rehearsal  :lol:

[tomy]

What is the most commonly asked question by guitar players across the USA?

Do you want fries with that Big Mac?

Harley 8)

Men, just love this one.... still laughing at :lol: :lol:

[Harley Hexxe]

Enjoy MJMP,

I've probably forgotten about a hundred of them, these are just a few that stand out a bit  :lol:

Harley 8)

[MarshallJMP]

Thanks Harley.BTW don't see much guitar player jokes here  ;)

[MarshallJMP]

LMAO  :lol:  :thumb-up: