This is a longer one but...
A guy gets off an airplane in the Bahamas, as he leaves the airport he hears music playing and you can hear drums off in the distance. Everything is as he thought it would be.
He gets to the resort, and he’s there for a few hours and he begins to notice that when other music stops the drums keep on going. So he asks one of the pool boys:
“Man whats the deal with the drums, they never st-“
“Oh” the pool boy says, “Bad thing when drums stop, terrible, terrible thing when drums stop.”
The guy asks “Why-“
“Don’t ask, just-bad thing when drums stop.”
The guy just thinks “whatever” and continues his day. He goes to bed that night, and off in the distance the drums are still going. He’s having a hard time going to sleep so he calls the Receptionist at the front desk of the resort:
“Ma’am, whats the deal- you know, can you tell me- like- I’m trying to sleep but the drums keep goi-“
“Woah, sir. Don’t talk about the drums, don’t, you don’t want to know about drums.”
He asks: “Well when are they gonna stop?”
“Oh you don’t want drums to stop. Terrible, horrible thing.”
“Well, tell me why-“
“No I ca- I wont tell you why, just, it’s a horrible thing.”
So the guy gets off the phone and puts pillows up against both ears, and when he wakes up the next morning the drums are still going. He goes down to the front desk determined to find out why the drums haven’t stopped. He asks the guy working at the desk:
“So what’s the deal with the goddamn drums-“
“Oh sir it’s a bad th-“
“I know it’s a f*ckin’ bad thing when the drums stop, and it’s terrible and horrible! But I’m sick of it, it’s ruining my whole vacation. What. The f*ck. Happens when the goddamn drums stop!”
“Oh horrible thing-“
“I know it’s a horrible thing, what is it!?!?”
The receptionist looks around and turns to the guy, he lowers his voice and tells him: “When drums stop... it’s time for the bass solo.”