Part 1

[Harley Hexxe]

Q: Is there anything in common between a drummer and a philosopher?
A: Yes, both perceive time as an abstract concept.

[Harley Hexxe]

Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner?
A: You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.

[Harley Hexxe]

Q: What's the dynamic range of a bass player?
A: On or Off.

[Harley Hexxe]

Q: What do you call a guitar player that only knows two chords?
A: Music Critic.

[Harley Hexxe]

Q: How can you tell when there is a singer at your door?
A: They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.

[Harley Hexxe]

Q: What do you do if you see a bleeding keyboard player running around in your back yard?
A: Stop laughing and shoot again!

[Harley Hexxe]

Q: What would you call 100 Folk Singers at the bottom of the Ocean?
A: A good start.

[Harley Hexxe]

Q: What is one statement you will never hear?
A: "That's the banjo player's Ferrari."

[Harley Hexxe]

 A child says to his mother: "Mom, when I grow up, I want to be a Musician.
The child's mother smiles and replies, "Now honey, you know you can't do both."

[Harley Hexxe]

Q: What do you throw a drowning bass player?
A: His amp.

[MarshallJMP]

Great ones Harley  :thumb-up:  :lol:

[PrimalScream91]

Q: What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist

[PrimalScream91]

A man asks the devil: "how much does it cost to be the greatest guitar player in the world?"
The devil says: "Give me your Soul."
The man asks: "What can i get for a dollar?"
Devil: "Greatest bass player in the world."

[PrimalScream91]

Q: How does a guitar player protect his Guitar from being stolen?
A: Store it in a bass case

[PrimalScream91]

Q: How do you get two guitar players to play in perfect unison?
A: Shoot One.